Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I SWEAR!!!!

Thank god I didn’t return this cell phone yet. Are you kidding me?! You’re not breaking me out?!

You would believe Bucky? Over me?

Did you forget who I am? Your best friend, that’s who.

Who gives you fashion advice when you so obviously need it? Me, that’s who.

Who lets you kiss her leftover guys? Me, that’s who.

Who listens to all your crap that no one wants to hear anyway? Me, that’s who.

Who holds your hair back when you puke? Me, that’s who…. Well, maybe not that one. That’s gross. If you puke you’re on your own.

Even if I did say that, I’m carb deprived. I don’t know what the hell I’m saying. You try being locked up here, eating a maximum of 1000 calories a day, and see if you don’t go a little crazy.

FYI, if you don’t get here today – You are going to regret it. And that is not a threat, it’s a promise.

Love ya,

Heidi

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