The Quarterback signed my cast!

I know. It’s been horrible here. Thanks for staging that intervention. I had no idea how bad I’d gotten. Oh, and nice burn on Kimberly with the whole, “You’ve fallen so far Chloe, you’re beneath Kimberly on the ladder of popularity.” Her face was priceless.

Is it true? I heard some crazy rumor about you and Mr. You Know Who. I have to know…. HOW WAS IT??????

BTW, thanks for alerting the news team about my stint in rehab. The weather guy-SO HOT! We’re going on his boat this weekend. He says it’s going to be 70 out! Although…the snow isn’t melting as fast as I’d thought.

Oh well. I missed you love!!!!! We’ll totes talk soon.

Kisses,
Chloe