Dear Invisible Woman,

What the hell?

First you ditch me going at the mall – I went with Mariah.

Then you ditch me at lunch – I went with Kimberly.

But… And this is a HUGE BUT… You can not miss cheer practice. Uh, hello?! You are the captain now, bitch. It’s your job to be there.

I’m getting seriously irritated.

XOXO

Heidi