The Kicker Dude?

With his helmet on? Honey, he has to keep his helmet on. He’s as dumb as a rock. He probably doesn’t know how to walk and the helmet protects his head. Notice, I didn't say brain... I need someone as smart as me. I mean, I almost have a 2.5 GPA. I’m like, practically a genius. I can’t date stupid people.

Okay… so… I totally chose our platform. It is “platform” right? Because I thought that was a shoe and then my dad made me watch the Presidential debates and they kept saying platform over and over and I was like all, if they’re going to talk about their shoes, they should show them and not hide them behind that box thing they stand behind.

Then my dad explained that a platform was a set of ideas that a candidate supports.

A light bulb went off in my head. WE need to do that. So I’ve been thinking all day, what are we going to use as our platform? And then it hit me – we can be vegetarians. You know, animal rights and stuff. It’s hot.

Do you want to know how it came to me? I was walking into Nordies and there was this girl with this tiny Chihuahua. He was so cute. But the girl was kinda skanky. And I kept thinking, man, that poor dog is stuck with a skanky owner. That would have to be awful. I’d hate to be a dog. There should be some kind of animal rights or something.

The idea wouldn’t leave my head the whole time I was in the store buying my new leather jacket. Which, BTW, is so hot. I can’t wait for you to see it.

I am definitely going to be a vegetarian.

We can talk about our new platform over lunch, ‘Kay? I’m thinking McD’s today. I’m craving a quarter pounder with cheese – extra pickles, of course. And fries – YUM!

XOXO

Heidi



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