Heidi!

Kimberly is a wench! How dare she even dream of kicking me off the squad after all I've done for them!! Did she forget about the 3 milkshakes and 4 hamburgers A DAY I had to eat to gain the fifteen pounds needed to be the base? I was a size four, damnit! She told me her doctor put her on a strict diet and I was the only one that would look good "chubby." Grrrrr....

Fine. She can gain the weight. I'm dropping this 15 and getting my rear back into that catsuit I bought last summer. Who cares if it's white? It'll still look hot next month.

If you're my friend, you'll quit, too! Remember that Kimberly is the one that superglued tic tacs all over your locker because you forgot to brush your teeth that one time before school. Just because she drives a Lexus, does not mean that we have to be friends with her.

You know what? I QUIT CHEERLEADING!

-Chloe