Chloe for Captain

I’m so all over you running for captain! Rock on – rock hard, man. I’m making posters right now! You will, of course, get rid of that stupid no cussing rule, right? Because geez, dude, I feel stupid saying geez all the time. You know?

I totally get that you’re using Marc. I do. But… when you kiss him don’t you think ‘Marc with a “C”’ the whole time? I did and it was totally distracting. Oh, that and he slobbered. I don’t like having to wipe my mouth and chin after a make out session. Just sayin’.

I can’t believe Kimberly went on a date with your cute neighbor boy. Should I bring over the eggs? My mom just went grocery shopping. She’ll never miss them.

K. Text me…

H